Total Medals Earned: 7,657 (From 1,370 different games.) Total Medal Score: 157,295 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (370/370 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
Watch this Tutorial!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Save the galaxy.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Pass first 5 levels
Pass first 10 levels
Pass first 15 levels
Pass first 20 levels
Medals Earned: 2/12 (105/230 points)
Complete 1st Level
Come First in "All-Tine" category
Complete 2nd Level
Complete 4th Level
Complete 5th Level
Follow me on Newgrounds
Complete 3rd Level
Hidden in 9th Level
Find it in 9th Level
Complete 9th Level without buying pokedex
Complete 7th Level
Complete 6th Level
Medals Earned: 7/20 (130/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Reach half the Wave Mode
Kill 100 enemies
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/45 points)
Change into every color at least once.
Collect at least 10,000 points in 2 player mode.
Get to level 10.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (200/500 points)
Srs, I love you for helping me out <3.
Achieve 6000 points while your opponent is at a negative score
Do so bad that you are forced to hit the "Give Up" Button
Win a round with your sidekick
that boy sure is faast
no homo
get uber helper dude to be very large or very fast
Get a difficulty of 8 or higher
Get the ball to reach a speed to match the incredible skillz of uber helper dude! (the ball must go faster than a laser can travel)