Total Medals Earned: 7,634 (From 1,366 different games.) Total Medal Score: 156,895 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Escape!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (160/160 points)
Open the safe
Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (85/210 points)
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 1 without taking damage
Finish level 4 without taking damage
Finish level 2 without taking damage
Finish level 3 without taking damage
Finish level 5 without taking damage
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Everyone died.
You beat the game, now you can keep working!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (85/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels