Total Medals Earned: 7,634 (From 1,366 different games.) Total Medal Score: 156,895 Points
Medals Earned: 6/15 (120/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Acquire 150 score or more
Acquire 405 score or more
Move without stopping for 15 seconds in Hard mode
Acquire 660 score or more
Acquire 915 score or more
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Get 150 score.
Get 405 score.
Get 5010 score.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (35/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Play the game another time!
Start to vibrate :D
Keep Going!
Play for a lot of time!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (325/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking